Citações bill watterson

1. "I like to think of my bed as a time machine that can transport me to breakfast."

2. "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."

3. "Reality continues to ruin my life."

4. "I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."

5. "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

6. "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."

7. "It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."

8. "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

9. "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

10. "I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."